Comments on Tales from the Coast: Fangs for the Memories

Petrucchio looked like one of his distant cousins,...

2009-09-11T15:09:38.920-07:00

Petrucchio looked like one of his distant cousins, Smilodon, also a California native.

http://bit.ly/nVsIm

--
Bruce T.

emikk: The problem with that one isn't so much a ...

2009-08-27T15:02:06.592-07:00

emikk:

The problem with that one isn't so much a fangus as a Cling-on attack, if you know what I mean. "Cats are _so_ personally fastidious," yeah right.

Bruce:

After some ghastly incidents with previous generations of cats, we decided that these two (we got them at the same time) would know the taste of nothing but kibble. Nothing. And it mainly worked. I can eat a steak sandwich in front of one with no reaction. But one of them did develop a serious lust for parmesan cheese despite our best efforts, and patrols the floor around our feet whenever we eat Italian.

watch out for catching a fangus.

2009-08-27T12:22:30.669-07:00

watch out for catching a fangus.

My family was visiting my sister at her apartment ...

2009-08-26T13:57:50.829-07:00

My family was visiting my sister at her apartment one time when my mom was helping her make some fruit salad. While doing so Mom left a can of mandarin oranges open on the kitchen counter. My sister said: "Don't do that! My cat will jump up and eat them!" "Ha ha ha!", we all said.

Then the cat jumped up and ate them.

--
Bruce T.

Vets -- everybody's a comedian. :-)

2009-08-24T09:39:46.498-07:00

Vets -- everybody's a comedian. :-)

Cue the vet joke: A man took his nearly dead dog ...

2009-08-21T16:42:50.342-07:00

Cue the vet joke:

A man took his nearly dead dog to the vet. The vet put the dog on the examining table and said, "I'll do a couple of tests."

He went out into the waiting-room and brought back a cat. The cat took a quick look at the dog and jumped off the table. So the vet went back into the waiting room and brought back a Labrador. He sniffed around the dead dog, and jumped off the table, too.

"That's that, then", said the man, "My dog's dead." And he turned to leave.

"Not so fast!" said the vet. "That'll be $500."

"$500?!!!

"$250 for the lab test and $250 for the cat scan."

Cheers

I vote you let the cats test all your burritos. I ...

2009-08-21T09:47:21.254-07:00

I vote you let the cats test all your burritos. I can't believe a cat would get that sick and you wouldn't manifest more than $170. bucks. What's up with that?

Vets..you can't live with 'em.