Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Food for Thought

Between Santa Cruz on the west and Capitola on the east lies a sort of unincorporated no man's land called Live Oak. Years ago Live Oak was funk incarnate: it was a neighborhood of old houses on large lots, big vegetable and begonia gardens tended by elderly Italians, cars up on blocks in the driveways, and hound dogs on chains. And lots and lots of trailer courts. Retirees, surfers, and feral locals claimed Live Oak as their primal stomping ground.

The old trailer courts are still there, and the retirees and working folks who live in them. But the rest of Live Oak has gone more urban. I wouldn't say gentrified, but.... instead of the howling hound dogs and dead cars of yore you'll find spiffy SUVs and 1.5 cats per household.

And the large old lots and gardens have been broken up for townhome complexes and planned unit developments with private streets.

And yet -- Live Oak still has Ferrell's Donuts. Some things don't change.

Ferrell's is a local donut chain that isn't a chain anymore. The shops have all gone their separate ways under separate owners. The Ferrell's stores in Santa Cruz are laid out like any fast food joint, with a long counter and a symmetrical arrangement of plastic tables. And they are beloved of students needing a late-night caffeine- and sugar rush to finish overdue term papers.

But the Live Oak Ferrell's Donuts has got the classic U-shaped donut shop counters -- two of them in fact, in traditional brown wood-grain formica, with padded stools upholstered in vinyl. There are no private tables; eat at the counter with everybody else or take it to go, you poser.

The Live Oak Ferrell's ("Original Ferrell's," it calls itself) also has classic donut shop patrons: old people. Old people who just sit there with a coffee and a maple bar for hour after hour, chatting. About something. Nobody knows what.

Ferrell's is no dive, far from it. It's clean, well-maintained, even cozy; no scuff marks on the floor, no rips or stains in the upholstered stools. And the coffee is supreme. But the place is -- well, old-fashioned with a vengeance. Even the pastry is old-school. In Original Ferrell's, the last 40 years of popular culture do not exist.

Want a croissant? Maybe a brioche? In your dreams, Frenchy boy! How about a custard bar instead? Or a cruller? Or a raised glazed? An apple turnover? Or a jelly donut? All laid out like precious objects in the glass display case, gleaming with sugar icing and sprinkles and gut-busting, deep-fried, heavier-than-lead American goodness.


All incredibly familiar. Except for... that thing...


"Excuse me miss, is that a burrito?" It looked to be a flour tortilla, rolled up, deep-fried and covered with sugar icing. It lay in the display case among several just like it.

"That's right. There's raspberry-filled and apple-filled."

"Ummmmm..." I really don't eat donuts anymore. Nothing against the taste; I'm just to the age where fried pastry settles in my stomach like boat anchors. But this was research.

"Apple," I decided finally.

"Good choice," the clerk said, bagging one up.

I took it home and studied it. They had taken a flour tortilla, covered it with a layer of apple pie filling, rolled the thing up and dropped it into a fry vat. Then they smeared sugar icing on top and it was show time.


I tried it. It was -- odd. Crispy on the outside, strangely chewy on the inside where the hot fat couldn't work its magic on the tortilla. But it tasted like an apple pie.

But what exactly was this thing? Flour tortilla, deep-fried, fruit-filling... it finally came to me. Somebody had invented the apple chimichanga.

A chimichanga is a deep-fried burrito, a Tex-Mex creation out of Arizona 80 or 90 years ago. So a chimichanga is a cross-cultural culinary mutant to start with. And once food starts to mutate, it doesn't stop. One day, in some panaderia/taqueria somebody brought in a can of apple pie mix and looked thoughtfully at a tortilla. And a deep fryer was just sitting there...

I went out on the Internet and found hundreds of references to apple chimichangas, hundreds more to apple burritos. Mainly from down along the border in Arizona and New Mexico and Texas, the chimichanga homeland.

But now spreading north from there to Los Angeles, Fresno, and finally Original Ferrell's Donuts in Live Oak, that stalwart bastion of the past that isn't so change-resistant after all. Maybe brought north in the mind of a Mexican donut cook who decided to show his new boss how they did things down south in Tucson.

But you know, turnabout is fair play. Because in researching all this chimichanga lore on Wikipedia, that fascinating database of the profound and the trivial, I found out that the burrito as we know it in California -- the aluminum-wrapped fat-to-bursting bean-and-rice-and-cheese-stuffed bomber that we all love --was born in San Francisco's Mission District in the '60s, wildly mutated from the original, more sedate meat-only Mexican burrito.

And this San Francisco mutant burrito was then sent forth southwards and eastwards to LA and San Diego and Arizona and beyond (where it's called California-style).

We live among so much social change, so much cultural migration, that we can't even see it. Historians will note it, but to us right now it's just the way things are, and hey, where did all those Latinos in the neighborhood come from, and what do you mean, your brother and his family moved to Costa Rica?

But you can see it in the food. That's the one thing you can't ignore, because it's food, the staff of life. Whether it's an apple chimichanga in Live Oak, a San Francisco-style burrito in Tucson, or a bottle of El Tapatio sauce (aka Mexican Worchestershire) next to the parmesan cheese shaker in a Santa Cruz pizzeria.

The waves of change move constantly all directions. And they cross each other constantly, collide, and richocet back to where they came from. Chicago deep-dish pizza, turkey linguica, burrito bowls, bagel dogs, egg roll on a stick, Belgian chocolate with chili peppers, Thai chicken wraps, Spam sushi, Cleveland three-way chili: the beat goes on! And if that's what's happening to the food, think about what's going on in the cultures it comes from... deep under the surface.

This evening Rhumba and I stopped for burritos at Los Pericos, a superior Santa Cruz taqueria manned by dark-skinned Spanish-speakers. I had just paid for our burritos when I saw the sign on the wall: NEW! BLT burrito with avocado.

Damn, I am SO trying that next time.

And another wave crashes on the cultural shore. Pass the El Tapatio, willya?

Friday, January 16, 2009

Gloomy Brain, Sunny Day

I called an old friend a week or two back, just to check in and catch up. We've known each other 30 years and more, but he lives some distance away and we don't see each other so often these days. But he reads this blog regularly.

"You're doing a fine job with your blog. I really like it," he told me. "Although the tone's gotten a little darker lately."

Tell me about it.

Frankly, the financial news is getting me down. The state of the world is getting me down. I like to stay on top of things, and so I frequent certain quality financial blogs where you can get a more accurate picture of the state of the economy than the TV news will give you.

But not only is that a grim world to visit on a daily basis, it's populated in part by hysterics screaming about the death of "fiat money" (no, you don't buy Italian cars with it) and the end of the financial world as we know it, with copious pain for all and no place to hide. And it gets more pessimistic from there.

So I'm getting some contagion off that. And if that wasn't dispiriting enough, I had a very interesting brush with the legal system -- as a prospective juror -- that led me to believe that the criminal justice system is close to hitting the wall. Along with the financial system, the educational system, the health care system, and every other system. Obama's going to need a lot of magic pixie dust to fix this sucker.

And these things and other things translate into worries about my own personal life, mine and Rhumba's. The future's full of unknowns. And unknowns aren't happy things.

I took a look back at some of my older posts yesterday. And while I've always been a cynical cuss, some of them read like wild-eyed ecstatic affirmations of life compared to what I'm churning out these days.

But today I stepped out for a walk at lunch. And all that faded away.

The day was gorgeous. Truly beautiful. Dry, with the ruddy sunlight of winter: blue of sky, mild of wind and temperature, air moving like silk on the skin. A day you could walk through for a million years, if only that were possible.

It affected everyone. Right outside the front door I ran into a guy who usually has a lot of work for me. "I'm out for a walk right now," I told him.

"Then don't let me stop you. Go!" he said, squinting in the sunshine. "God! It's so beautiful!"

"Right here, right now, there is no more pleasant place on earth than this very spot," I replied.

And it was true. And is true. Had a hell of a walk. Made me feel good. And that's put things into perspective for a while.

So I give you all permission: if ever any of my posts get too gloomy, feel free to say "Boomer! Go for a walk!"

Even when the weather's not perfect, it's a fine thing to be doing.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Happy Songs

When I get absurdly depressed about the state of the nation, only two things on the Internet reliably derail me off the short line to gloom: I Can Haz Cheeseburger and YouTube videos of 1930s big bands and musicals.

The sight and sound of men in tuxes and women in evening gowns cheerily singing about "rainbows just around the corner" in the middle of the Great Depression perks me right up. Sometimes mindless optimism is just the thing to make your day.

But I'm a cynical cuss. So I just had to write new, updated lyrics to a couple of classic songs from the Great Depression.

First -- and you all know it -- "We're in the Money" on YouTube, from "Gold Diggers of 1933:"



Now, my updated version of the lyrics:

We got no money, but life's still sunny
'cause we can all get loans to buy the stuff we want:
Big SUV-ees, flat-screen TV-ees
Those cool imported goodies that we can't live without

Don't stress about your credit, because credit's here to stay
Sure your job's been sent to China, but your FICO score's still AOK (AOK)

When things get rocky, we won't get cocky
We baby boomers know we gotta sacrifice
Won't let it vex us, We'll sell the Lexus
And only fly to Spain when airfare is half-price

We took out our home equity, the heck with what you say
Now our house is underwater, and we'll have move out anyday (any day)

But...

We got no money, but come on honey
Uncle Sam will bail us out and we... will ... spend.... again......


I personally don't actually know anybody who thinks like that. But that seems to be the kind of mindless consumerism that the powers that be have been foisting on us for 30 years. And then they start muttering about moral decline when people finally run out of money and stop making payments...

Here's one I like even better: "Let's Have Another Cup of Coffee" on YouTube. The lyrics start about 45 seconds in:



Now, my version of the lyrics, updated for 2009:

Just another month and
stocks will hit an all-time high,
so I'll have another cafe-latte
and you'll have another cup of chai

Recession's just obsession
And the good times will draw nigh
So I'll have another cafe-latte
and you'll have another cup of chai

Keep faith in Ben Bernanke
He'll keep the bankers happy
And 'fore you even know it
There'll be loans for everybody!

The friendly local realtor
Says that now's the time to buy
So I'll have another cafe-latte
and you'll have another cup of chai


Just a little context: the early '30s were among the most cynical times in American history. Sometimes optimism and cynicism go hand in hand. If you watched the Gold Diggers clip to the end, you saw the sheriff come in and shut down the production because it couldn't pay its bills. The Marx Brothers, with their scathing humor about nearly everything in the status quo, were huge in the early '30s

We've got hard years ahead. The real villains are still in their gold-plated lairs, running the economy for their own benefit -- and not for ours. Never forget that. But keep a smile on your face and your friends near at hand, and don't buy any politician's line too easily, not even Obama's. The New Testatment says to love your neighbor; it also says to "be wise as serpents" about those who might take advantage of you.

Optimism and cynicism: it's a combination as old as time, and it's also the new black. Embrace it. And dance!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

There Goes the Neighborhood

I just added a bunch of blog links titled "Other Santa Cruz Bloggers" to the sidebar of this page. Yes! I trolled through Blogger for Cruz-based blogs so you don't have to! When I found interesting ones, I posted the links. I'll keep at it, too.

Why?

When I started blogging, I looked for signs of a local Santa Cruz community of bloggers who interact with each other and read/comment on each other's blogs.

As it turns out, there's no such community.

I should have known better. Blogging -- and the Internet in general -- is about forming communities of interest that don't depend on geographic locations, that can stretch across the world. There are plenty of local bloggers, but their readers are scattered from Boston to Bali. And the local bloggers are likely to follow blogs which themselves are coming from 1000 miles away. Like I said, it's about what you like and who you are, not where you are.

But I think it's interesting to see what the locals blog about. In some ways it's a little sad to think of all you bloggers out there in town -- and there are hundreds or thousands of you -- busily blogging away with folks in Seattle and Sri Lanka, and not ever being aware that the guy or woman in the next apartment has got a blog going with 100 amazing posts about their life in your town. Dude, love your neighbors -- and know them. Or you're missing out.

Hence the box of links to local bloggers. And it's a good mix I've got for you. Some are uniquely Very Santa Cruz, and some are just unique. Some are both. What they mainly have in common is that these people post a lot, have been posting for a while, and are putting some work/creativity/personality into their blogs.

The blog from the volleyball coach at Bethany Bible College -- that didn't make the cut. Neither did the one from the woman with the long-running blog about her house remodel.

But the ones I did include -- well, take a look. Interesting, they are.